He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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