We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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