i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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