Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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