our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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