You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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