I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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