i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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