just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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