I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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