He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
well you can't waste a boner
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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