he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize