What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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