S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
15 Porn Memes You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If You’re Over 18
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver