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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.

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• (818): View more from California

  That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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  i told you not to try chat roulette

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus

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  How are you texting me from 1998?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?

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• (845): View more from New York

  My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.

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