i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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