Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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