just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Can I color on your dick again?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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