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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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