i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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