girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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