Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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