what if I'm pregnant?
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I think my fart just growled at me.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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