Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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