I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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