that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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