If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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