I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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