Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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