We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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