Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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