She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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