my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i drank out of a bidet.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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