is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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