oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize