Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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