My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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