I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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