...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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