I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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