scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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