I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kristin has been a bad kristin
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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