I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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