i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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