I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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