So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
