I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY