So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...