wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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