just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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