They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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