everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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