Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize