Dual....:-)
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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