Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
