Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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